The MJ

Love is the revolution.

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On obnoxious upstairs neighbors and the super bowl

  • Me: How awesome would it be if I turned off the power to the dbags apt, or cut the AT&T line
  • Chris: PLEASE cut the cable!!! Bring down the high places. Cut down their Asherah poles!
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Throwback - Part Two

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Throwback - Part One

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You’re asking if I can go back in time, time travel? No, I cannot.
— Witness; Deposition Friday January 29, 2010
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I conceived a mighty desire to receive three wounds in my life. I want the wound of very contrition, the wound of kind compassion, and the wound of earnest longing after God.
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Hungry?

Oh Mels. You never disappoint.

ohthehumanity:

Hungry?

Oh Mels. You never disappoint.

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Deposition in Review: January 15, 2010

Make note of this DiR - rarely do I come to the defense of Houston, or Texas for that matter, but I am trying to get my charitable acts out of the way early this year, so here is a checkmark for that list.

The snotty, condescending New York City attorneys today were blasting Houston for it’s “poorly named freeways with confusing directions.”  Really?  There are many, many faults I can find with the fourth largest city in America, but why pick freeway names?  I now present, for your reading pleasure, a list (off the top of my head) of the popular names of some of the more major expressways in the Houston-Sugar Land-Baytown MSA:
North Freeway
Eastex Freeway
East Freeway
Pasadena Freeway
Gulf Freeway
South Freeway 
Southwest Freeway
West Park Toll Road
Katy Freeway 
Northwest Freeway
249
Loop 610
and Beltway 8 / Sam Houston Tollway

For comparison’s sake, digging back into my childhood memories, here is a list of the major roads in Dallas that I can think of:
North Central Expressway 
Julius Schepps Freeway
LBJ
Stemmons
The Airport Freeway
Tom Landry Highway
I-20
I-30
George Bush
North Dallas Tollway

Or, lastly, a Wikipedia list of the Expressways in New York City:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Expressways_in_New_York_City

The moral of the story: While I don’t hold Houston in the highest regard, it really does baffle me when Angelinos and New Yorkers come here and complain about aspects that Houston and their native city actually share.

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  • Kristen: What would be something funny someone would bring back from China?
  • Me: Cultural revolution.
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On small group and various foodstuffs:

  • Matt: The proof is in the pudding-
  • Stephen: Wait, what? The proof?
  • Matt: You've never heard that said? It's an old English phrase.
  • Stephen: Dude, I'm Mexican. You're going to have to say the truth is in the tamales or something.
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Inglorious Music

  • My Facebook Status: Coming this Spring, "Inglorious Music", Quentin Tarantino's decidedly different (and violent) take on the classic tale of the Von Trapp family. You'll never think of "So Long, Farewell" the same way again after you've seen Maria and Captain von Trapp behead Hitler while the children dismember Goebbels, Eichman, and Himmler. And don't even ask what becomes of Rolf during the reprise of "Sixteen Going On Seventeen". It's too disturbing to even post.
  • Stewart's Comment: Sabotaging the Luftwaffe and dropkicking Nazis, Strangling Goebbels, well that's a big Yahtzee, Hitler's bullet-riddled body, tied up with string, These are a few of my favorite things.
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Great art should be shown with great excitement
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  • Prospective client: $400 for a logo?! Why are you so expensive? My nephew has Photoshop—I can just get him to do it.
  • Me: Does your nephew have Microsoft Word?
  • Prospective client: Yes.
  • Me: Then have him write you a novel while he’s at it.
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The wrongness of the sinful act lies not merely in its nonconformity, or its departure from the accepted, appropriate way of behavior, but in an implicitly aggressive quality-a ruthlessness, a hurting, a breaking away from God and from the rest of humanity … alienation or (an) act of rebellion.
— Dr. Karl Menninger
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Oh, what it were to be right sure of thee!
Sure that thou art, and the same as thy son, Jesus!
Oh, faith is deeper, wider than the sea,
Yea, than the blue of heaven that ever flees us!
Yet simple as the cry of sore-hurt child,
Or as his shout, with sudden gladness wild,
When home from school he runs, till morn set free.
— George MacDonald