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“Just saw a midget with no legs jumping on a trampoline.”
— A text from my wife, who is...
Sep 17th

On washed up celebrities, or, why I love...

Stewart: So, more washed up celebrities i get to interview. This time: Three Dog Night
MJ: Really? Oh dude, I have an awesome story about them and just how washed up they are.
Stewart: I dunno, it's Three Dog Night, they're all like 70 or dead now.
MJ: So how did you come across the incredibly good fortune of interviewing Three Dog Night?
Stewart: They're coming to the East Texas State Fair.
MJ: Oh dang. Big timers.
Stewart: They'll be playing across from the agriculture magic show, professional sand castle builders, and the self-professed world's tallest juggling leprechaun.
Sep 17th
“Time to piss on the fire and call in the dogs.”
— An attorney in my deposition,...
Sep 16th
“If I could have my ministry over again, I would talk more...”
— FW Boreham
Sep 4th
ohthehumanity: GPOYW - B&W Edition
Sep 2nd