A Modest Proposal
- Kristen: I can't stand it when people propose at baseball games.
- Me: Really? I was going to originally propose to you at Bowers Stadium.
- Kristen: Disgusting.
- Me: In front of 20, maybe even 25 screaming Bearkats. 50 yard line.
- Kristen: The only thing tackier would be to propose in a Wal-Mart.