| MJ: | Has the government shut down yet? I'm just dying to defy the Celler-Kefauver Act. |
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| Super G: | No, it won't be official until midnight. I'll admit my ignorance, what's the Celler-Kefauver Act? |
| MJ: | 1950's antitrust legislation. It strengthens the Clayton Antitrust Act. I just picked a congressional act at random off a list. |
| Super G: | Sounds like a good one to violate. Going to dominate the litigation support industry in Houston? |
| MJ: | No way. That's small potatoes. I'm going to invent "blob integration". That's when you integrate horizontally and vertically at an accelerated rate. Essentially buy up everything you possibly can like it's going out of style. My goal is to have a superconglomerate by Monday morning that makes Berkshire Hathaway's portfolio look as sophisticated as a roadside fruit stand. |
| Super G: | Sounds like a plan. We can start tonight. |
| MJ: | I'll polish my monocle and top hat. I'll also prepare a Teddy Roosevelt effigy and rent a steamroller. Just for symbolism's sake. |
