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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Love is the revolution.</description><title>The MJ</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @baronvoncrunk)</generator><link>http://baronvoncrunk.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Prospective client: $400 for a logo?! Why are you so expensive? My nephew has Photoshop—I can just get him to do it.&#13;</title><description>Prospective client: $400 for a logo?! Why are you so expensive? My nephew has Photoshop—I can just...</description><link>http://baronvoncrunk.tumblr.com/post/256345936</link><guid>http://baronvoncrunk.tumblr.com/post/256345936</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:24:10 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>"The wrongness of the sinful act lies not merely in its nonconformity, or its departure from the..."</title><description>“The wrongness of the sinful act lies not merely in its nonconformity, or its departure from...</description><link>http://baronvoncrunk.tumblr.com/post/246374686</link><guid>http://baronvoncrunk.tumblr.com/post/246374686</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:38:02 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>"Oh, what it were to be right sure of thee!
Sure that thou art, and the same as thy son, Jesus!
Oh,..."</title><description>“Oh, what it were to be right sure of thee!
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MJ:...</description><link>http://baronvoncrunk.tumblr.com/post/189912154</link><guid>http://baronvoncrunk.tumblr.com/post/189912154</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 22:56:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"Time to piss on the fire and call in the dogs."</title><description>“Time to piss on the fire and call in the dogs.” - An attorney in my deposition,...</description><link>http://baronvoncrunk.tumblr.com/post/189519766</link><guid>http://baronvoncrunk.tumblr.com/post/189519766</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 13:11:27 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"If I could have my ministry over again, I would talk more about God. Not about God’s works or God’s..."</title><description>“If I could have my ministry over again, I would talk more about God. Not about God’s works or...</description><link>http://baronvoncrunk.tumblr.com/post/179775533</link><guid>http://baronvoncrunk.tumblr.com/post/179775533</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 13:10:47 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>ohthehumanity:
GPOYW - B&amp;W Edition</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpckonpGBJ1qz9iyjo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.thisisjasonsmith.com/post/177960948/gpoyw-b-w-edition" target="_blank"&gt;ohthehumanity&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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